4:31 p.m. - 2004-05-17
cinemashow
Next up we have Jake, whom I stopped by once and was immediately enamored with. If that sentence makes sense.
Jake is a male in his twenties, which immediately elimanates about 98% of my prime demographic here at My-Reviews. So that makes me happy. When I don't have to review yet another depressed 15 year-old cutter, I am relieved. So thank you, Jake, for making it easy for me.
You have a life. I admire people who have a life, as I don't. And I think it's just really cool that you seem to really know who you are and crap like that. I read through a good majority of the archives and you seem to have had many jobs or some such, so maybe not so much with the career, but you know yourself as a person and who you are with your friends and that is not something I have yet mastered.
My sentences are weird in this review.
This struck me as funny because I had just, the day before even, come across Found Magazine for the first time. I am now addicted, and that sounds like a neato party you went to. I also enjoyed tales of your band's tour. You also take lots of pretty pictures. Yay Pretty!
I don't really have any suggestions for you because you're pretty much greatness as it is. Your layout is outrageously boring and a white background, so if you want to score points with me, change that! I love your content, and I love your stories about stuff. I even love your random entries that don't really talk about anything in particular.
This was probably my favorite entry and is something I might want to pursue at some point in my life. It was good stuff, and yet again with the admiration for a hardcore life.
I give you an 96. It would be higher if I liked your layout more, but what can you do?
Rock on.
